Showing posts with label Stephen Jones. Show all posts
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Sunday, 7 August 2011

Stephen Jones: Black magic....you must be joking

11 September 2011
Sunday Times
Stephen Jones

Black magic... You must be joking

Ben Youngs scores the only try as England stutter to an unconvincing victory in their first World Cup game against Argentina in New Zealand

 
Ben Youngs (L) celebrates scoring the first try for England with Manu Tuilagi (Paul Harding)Scrum-half Ben Youngs celebrates scoring for England with Manu Tuilagi (Paul Harding)
For most of a thunderous match in Dunedin’s indoor stadium, England looked in grave danger of opening their Rugby World Cup pool programme with defeat against a powerful Argentina team that dominated large periods of the game. A try by Ben Youngs, arriving as a late replacement for his first action since March, rescued England, though the Pumas remained the superior team almost until the end, underlining the question marks over the ability of Martin Johnson’s men.
Both teams’ kickers endured a nightmare evening despite the dead calm conditions — Jonny Wilkinson, the second-highest point scorer in international rugby history, missed with four successive shots at goal, while the Argentina kickers fired wide six times. Australia’s Herald Sun newspaper headlined its coverage “Jonny Rotten”.
Wilkinson refused to criticise the new World Cup ball, saying: “I’m not going to apportion any kind of blame other than that on myself. I was the one kicking the ball and when I hit them I felt I was hitting them very, very well.”
Johnson acknowledged that England, clad in unfamiliar all black, had given a less than convincing performance. “I aged about 20 years but that’s what World Cups are about,” he said. “You’ve got to find a way to win it. All the players are frustrated but in the circumstances that is a good win, a fantastic win.”
England’s evening could yet prove costly. Lock Courtney Lawes was involved in two incidents that may attract the attention of Murray Whyte of Ireland, the citing officer.
Lawes hit Argentina’s Gonzalo Tiesi with a tackle that saw Tiesi leave the match and replays suggested that the hit may have been a late and illegal shoulder-charge.
Lawes also appeared to knee in the back the Argentina hooker Mario Ledesma. Whyte has 36 hours from the end of the game to decide whether citing is appropriate.
England, whose next match is against Georgia a week today, played down an incident in which flanker James Haskell was clearly seen to indicate that he had been gouged during the match. He said afterwards: “At the last breakdown I got a bit het up. I got cleaned out, I had hands in my face and I think it was just a bit of over-exuberance in the heat of the moment. It is nothing really.” Again, Whyte will be scanning the replays.
In yesterday’s other games, two late tries from Simon Danielli gave Scotland a 34-24 win over Romania, while France beat Japan 47-21 and Fiji defeated Namibia 49-25, with four tries from Vereniki Goneva.


28 August
Sunday Times

At one minute to a dark midnight on the clock of their four-year cycle of World Cup preparation, England finally saw some gleams of light. They disposed of an abysmal Ireland with more conviction than the score suggests, they now enter the World Cup with some confidence and all the almost posthumously late changes that Martin Johnson has made to an established and misfiring team seemed to work well.

Naturally, to jump off the high board would be ridiculous. This was a worthy victory, it was a complete reversal of the Ireland-England match in the Six Nations but anybody who watched the vastly superior Australia-New Zealand match in the morning and compared it with this occasionally attractive but decidedly fitful and scruffy match, will have their own inbuilt notes of caution. Ireland, on this evidence, will be scanning the recent form of the USA, their first opponents in New Zealand.

Easily the best news for England came in the midfield where Mike Tindall, usually lining up at inside-centre, had his best game for several years for his country and where Manu Tuilagi was something approaching a revelation. The young Samoan scored a striking try, albeit past rotten defence, and hit hard in defence but kept his discipline.

Jonny Wilkinson was quiet inside them, having lost a great deal of the length on his punting, but at least he made things more orderly and England played with more shape than they have of late.

It was worrying that Mark Cueto, Hendre Fourie and Tindall all had to leave the field with injury. It was also worrying that Chris Ashton and Ben Foden were so inconspicuous, and also that the mighty England pack did not assert themselves far more powerfully with driving and better clearing out. But the return of Andrew Sheridan to the front row alongside Steve Thompson gave them a solidity. James Haskell did more than enough as a No 8 to claim the starting position.

There were still long periods where England became confused and sat back. They scored one try through a defensive error and another through a clever chip by Tindall but, in truth, their attacking machine had gone up a gear from stationary to splattering. It was still nothing like dangerous enough. Ireland could not make the scores in a ragged final quarter to put England’s nerve to the test.

Ireland were shambolic. They made some early points when Cian Healy managed to burrow under Dan Cole at scrums and the work rate of Paul O’Connell was incredible. But their forward play lacked power and passion. When the ball came back there was a dismal lack of penetration, with only Andrew Trimble offering any threat. The satisfaction that Ireland felt on seeing Stephen Ferris restored on the blindside was more than outweighed by the shocking sight of David Wallace being carried off with what looked like a serious knee injury.

Ireland have lost all four of their warm-up games. The contrast yesterday between the electricity of Australia, who are in Ireland’s pool, and the feeble efforts of Ireland was stark.

Tuilagi’s grand day began in style. England had already put down a pressure platform with an accurate early series of attacks which ended when Wilkinson rather lamely and unsuccessfully dropped for goal. However, soon afterwards, England did score. They appeared to be in trouble on their put-in to a scrum but Haskell kept his head and drove the ball on. England moved the ball left with crisp passing but probably with no more ambition than to set the ball up again. But when Tuilagi held his run and came from deep he glided outside Keith Earls to score almost at his leisure. It was a lovely finish by England’s new meteor but an absolutely dreadful bit of defending by the Irish back division in general and by Earls in particular.

England managed to sort out their early scrummage problems and Sheridan began to make a mess of Mike Ross. And a conversion and two penalties by Wilkinson stretched England away to 13-9 by half time, with Ireland’s points all coming from the boot of Ronan O’Gara. It could easily have been worse for Ireland, when they overthrew the ball at a lineout and Tuilagi snaffled it and set off in space with around 80 metres to go. He lacks the extra yard of gas of a true sprinter, and Geordan Murphy, his clubmate, ran him down — a superb defeat by the veteran Murphy, which saved the game as a contest.

Some of England’s discipline horrors which cost them their previous game in Dublin resurfaced at the start of the second half, notably when Ashton flopped carelessly over the ball to try to kill a ruck after the referee had put England on a final warning. With Ireland only four points adrift, it was their chance to burst back into proceedings, and send themselves to New Zealand on a winning note.

No such luck for the Irish, however. England drove the ball on in an attack that was accurate without ever being dangerous but Tindall noticed that the Irish outside backs had come up flat, chipped the ball cleverly through and Delon Armitage came sprinting up to score. Wilkinson’s conversion made it 20-9.

After that, the only real concern for England lay in potential injury. Wilkinson was clearly suffering from knocks but continued to plough on into the tackle, and even though Tindall limped off, his demeanour suggested his hamstring was tight, not pulled.

At the very end, inspired by O’Connell and with John Sexton trying to pin England back into the corners, Ireland at least gained a territorial advantage. But Haskell and the back row and Tuilagi and the midfield kept their defensive shape, England took the victory and attention switched from the team to the medical men.

The start of a genuine revival? Certainly, there was a humility about England’s selection in several positions which admitted bad selections in the past. Better late than never. It is still just possible that England can have a loud say in New Zealand’s spring.

Star man: James Haskell (England)

Scorers: Ireland: Pens: O’Gara (3)

England: Tries: Tuilagi 4, Armitage 45 Cons: Wilkinson (2)

Pens: Wilkinson (2) Yellow card: England: Ashton

Referee: N Owens (Wales)

Attendance: 48,523

Ireland: G Murphy; T Bowe, K Earls, G D’Arcy, A Trimble (F McFadden 71min); R O’Gara (J Sexton 61min), E Reddan (C Murray 61min); C Healy (T Court 70min), J Flannery (R Best 50min), M Ross, D O’Callaghan, P O’Connell, S Ferris, D Wallace (D Leamy 21min), J Heaslip (D Ryan 34min).

England: B Foden; C Ashton, M Tuilagi, M Tindall (T Flood 74min), M Cueto (D Armitage 21min); J Wilkinson, R Wigglesworth; A Sheridan (M Stevens 56min), S Thompson (D Hartley 51min), D Cole, L Deacon (S Shaw 62min), C Lawes, T Croft, H Fourie (T Palmer 21min), J Haskell.





August 6th
All Blacks 30 V Wallabies 15 (Auckland, Tri Nations 2011)
England 23 V Wales 19 (Twickenham, 'Friendly' 2011)

This is a copied Stephen Jones  article from the Sunday Times in London 7 August 2011. Rupert Murdoch, come and get us if you can be bothered (but we suspect, you have bigger fish to fry).

In the great garment debate, it is difficult to work out who emerged looking the more ludicrous.

Was it England, for their fatuitous decision to play in a black kit at Twickenham in front of 82,000 fans, the majority of whom were supporting them avidly, and at some cost, by wearing England white? Or was it the New Zealanders, with their pathetic and affronted reaction, as if the colour black is something on which New Zealand have a world copyright in life and sport?

It was also difficult to work out which of England or Wales can look back with most satisfaction on this grim encounter; this homage to the finance directors of the Unions who demand big internationals under the looming shadow of the World Cup — and who pay a different kind of price with the risk of injury. Lewis Moody duly limped off with an injury that did not appear to be serious and poor Morgan Stoddart was carried off on a stretcher.

But it is even more ludicrous for team management to claim that these summer matches are to provide tie-breakers for the World Cup squad. If, after about 40 international rugby matches since the last World Cup, and after interminable months in camp and all the video technology in the world, then Martin Johnson and Warren Gatland do not know precisely their top 30, then their ability to pick their own noses must be seriously in doubt.

The great Jonny Wilkinson Debate rambles on, for the illustrious Toulon hero played with accuracy but not with flair, with wonderful kicking but not with alacrity in his passing nor leadership of the line. And if England, for some reason, are still struggling with conundrums then this game solved very few apart from that Steve Walsh, the referee, proved to have an abysmal match. Manu Tuilagi had some impressive moments but you still feel that a clever midfield could leave him ruthlessly exposed when his naivety gets the better of him. The best news was up front where, admittedly against a feeble Wales front row, Matt Stevens was outstanding and England were generally on top.

But for all that, it took desperate England defence to salvage the game and if you really want to compare teams in black on the day, then England come out miserably behind. Compared to the pace, power and depth in the TriNations match between New Zealand and Australia, England were cripplingly pedestrian, flat and bloated.

Indeed, in many ways it was typical England — the odd early flash and the traditional meaty effort, but then interminable periods where the team appeared to lack direction, freshness, focus and leadership. Nobody appeared to be issuing orders during the period of Welsh ascendancy in the second half. England played as they usually play, as if shackled in the mind.
England must rigorously examine their younger players and they must not fall into the traditional England trap of choosing those who have shown flashes of brilliance at the expense of those who can operate in the knockout stages of a World Cup.

Tuilagi deserves another chance in Cardiff next week because, admittedly, he is a late-runner whose prowess at the top level has been largely unsuspected until recently. But apart from that, it is now time for Johnson to draft in the old sweats and above all to start firing up a proper English international pack, one that has authority and can take on the likes of New Zealand, not at their own game but at England’s game. After that, the pace and depth can be added.

Perhaps conversely, the man under most pressure in the British rugby scene at the moment is not Johnson, but Gatland. England are not a great side and it is fanciful to expect them to become one in time for this World Cup — even though they had four years’ notice that the tournament had been arranged, and even though they have spent millions on their preparation.

Gatland is in a difficult position because he has more talent at his disposal, he has fewer players wearing the mental shackles and somewhere in there he has a squad to make an impact on the tournament. But does he have the boldness and the speculative nature to go bull-headed and grasp his destiny? The Welsh back division were significantly more impressive than that of England, even with the shocking late withdrawal of Stephen Jones, and here Gatland’s selection must again be called into question.

Wales have five fly-halves who would all be good enough to make the England squad but Gatland had none of them on the bench.

He does have class at his disposal. He has Lee Byrne, Gavin Henson and James Hook to bring in. He knows that Shane Williams and the superb Mike Phillips now have another big game under their belts as their form revives. The two world-class props in Adam Jones and Gethin Jenkins are on stand-by and he now must also give the gigantic Luke Charteris a run instead of Alun Wyn Jones at lock.
Gatland has a magnificent chance to electrify Cardiff and the World Cup campaign by picking a powerful full team for the return fixture at the Millennium stadium on Saturday.

Wales have it in them to play a game of more devil and effectiveness than England can dream of. Over to you, Warren.

Sunday, 17 August 2008

New Zealand 19 - South Africa 0

It is all too often that on a Sunday morning New Zealand's papers are full with the doom and gloom of another sporting weekend gone wrong.

Well, I'm thankful to say that today is not such a day. New Zealand celebrated its best day in Olympic history with the Evers-Swindell twins and Valerie Vili taking gold in rowing and shot put. There was a also smattering of bronzes and a silver to throw in the bag too. Not bad for a nation of four million and not much money to bring to the world's largest stage.

Further south in Cape Town, probably only the most ardent rugby fans were turning in to watch the All Blacks play the Springboks in the face of such glamourous olympic competition. But if you were watching, and you were a New Zealander, then you wouldn't have been disappointed.

South Africa came out jittery and their poor decision making and general lack of excution stayed with them for the entire game. In contrast, New Zealand came out fired and with the same aura of desperate hunger they had brought to the table against the Wallabies two weeks ago.

In the end, it was the breakdown and fantastic, brutal and committed defence that really won it for New Zealand. Because Daniel Carter's kicking wasn't going to. The swirling Newlands winds put paid to that. His place kicking however was great and that combined with quick delivery from Cowan and then Weepu let the All Blacks play in the South African half for large amounts of the game. frustrating the living bejesus out of the world cup holders.

There is too much to write for a match analysis so better to go to a trusty expert like Matt at Green and Gold or Toby Robson (who's he?!) at stuff.

For a completely biased representation of events from proclaimed 'Allblackisogynist' then look no further than the grand master of sour grapes Stephen Jones. The All Blacks won on Springbok soil and kept the South AFricans scoreless. I'm not sure what more they have to do to get a 'full credit'.

But then again, Stephen Jones really is just a jealous twat so it makes a great read to see him so huffy.

Final word: Wayne Barnes came to the rescue of the All Blacks on more than one occasion during this game. Maybe it's time to forgive and move on. But hopefully the irony wasn't lost on him that the team he had in some small way helped to elminate from the 2007 World Cup had just left the World Champions humbled in their own fortress.


Stephen Jones has a green-eyed rant

Matt at Green & Gold
Toby at Stuff

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

All Blacks Find Some Rare Allies

The All Blacks bowing out early in the Rugby World Cup 2007 have made a lot of people deliriously happy - particularly in England. Stephen Jones gave himself a near aneurism in his post match preening after New Zealand's early exit. Alastair Campbell – 2005 Lions ‘advisor’ and let's not forget media spin doctor to Tony Blair and producer of sexed up dossiers directly responsible for a certain drawn out war in Iraq still being tragically fought out, has the audacity to put his two pence in when it comes to something he knows very little about.

"They do the chokey chokey and its ooh la la" Campbell raves. "The hubris belonged to the now not so all-mighty All Blacks. The schadenfreude belongs to all those who like to see the arrogant brought crashing down to earth". (Just like we loved seeing you crash down to earth Alastair in your Lions tracksuit as you sat soddenly on the sidelines in the Cake Tim in 2005 watching the 'greatest most prepared Lions team in history' be turned over at will by a team that reached the heights of rugby that any England team past or present could only dream to play).

World Cups aren't won by tries and they aren't won by flair. So fair play to England for making it through to the final. They played the tournament strategically and they have done well. I admire their spirit and I tip my hat to Ashton, Jonny and co. But the hideous and ungracious bile pointed towards New Zealanders coming from some of these internationally respected media outlets and factions of the British public is seriously disturbing. It reeks of insecurity and a subconscious acknowledgement that the best team in the world will not be contesting the world cup final.

From the numerous articles revelling in the All Blacks loss to the French comes some surprising allies. Wayne Smith - rugby editor of the Australian says this of the English reaction to New Zealand:

"Speaking out in defence of our trans-Tasman cousins who find themselves on the receiving end of another poisonous missive from the self-appointed, self-anointed high priest of northern hemisphere rugby, Stephen Jones....one thing about a win straight out of left field, it certainly brings out the pomposity in the Poms. New Zealand did not deserve to lose to France, as spirited and passionate as was the performance of Les Bleus. And the World Cup is infinitely the poorer for its departure.

“The All Blacks may well have taken a lot from the game but it has given far, far more back in return. It has given the world a vision of how rugby can be played and the scope of that vision has been wondrous to behold. Of course, none of that is going to be apparent to a blinkered critic.”

Nice Wayne. Perhaps the biggest surprise was that great All Black knocker and all around villain Bernie Laporte piping up with his opinions as he made his dramatic au revoir from rugby’s world stage..

"They (the Abs) are the best team in the world. We beat them but if we had played them the next day and the following days, there was a great chance we would have lost. Who has played any (attacking) rugby? The only ones are the All Blacks."

For the full article from the Australian - go here.

Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Rugby World Cup: McCaw, Wales, Chabal And The Web

Apart from Scotland beating Romania there isn’t much to report rugby wise today so here a few bits to browse:

Jed of Alternative Rugby Fame has set up a Facebook site to ‘Save the Wales’ against the might of the Japan Cherry Blossoms in the next couple of days. If you love Wales or love watching Wales struggle (and that would just be mean); join Jed’s campaign to support the hapless Dragons on their quest to overthrowing Japan plus any possible breach of international (rugby) convention.

It was only a matter of time before the traditional war of words kicked off again between Stephen Jones and whatever smuck would rise to the bait (this time Jim Kayes pre-empting things at the Dom) with regards to the often perceived poaching of the pacific Islanders by the NZRFU. This debate has to be the most pointless, hypocritical and boring rugby argument since Tana-gate. Both sides need to call it a day and move on.

Richie McCaw has temporarily halted the All Black brawn drain and has signed to stay in New Zealand for another year – or three. I actually thought he had done this about two months ago, but I guess they’ve got to keep on churning out news stories somehow. Especially considering Bernard Laporte hasn’t spat the dummy for at least a week.

The UK Independent has an interesting online Rugby World Cup game. Alas – it never seems to work. I'd be interested to hear from anyone that has got it up and running. In the meantime, here are a couple of good free online games to have a punt at.

Now for something completely gratuitous: Sebastien Chabal. He is an oft searched for figure in the google engines so to increase my hits (a mere pittance at the mo) here is a profile and picture for all those dedicated Chabalists out there who hunger for news of the glamour boy of France (this excludes the Namibians who don’t seem too keen on him at the moment).

Friday, 24 August 2007

Rage against the All Black machine

In the meantime, the All Blacks Rugby World Cup campaign is gathering apace – that is, gathering critics left, right and centre apace. McQueen, Latham and Rob Andrew have all taken a pot shot at the men in black this week, criticising them for being one dimensional etc. Laporte is calling them cheats (yawn) and the latest comes from good old Phil Kearns. Apparently the All Blacks are ‘worried’. The great orator himself believes ‘they’ve peaked too soon’. Oooh, now THAT is breaking news.

The only question is – who will next emerge from the dressing room with arms swinging, taking aim at Richie and his hapless, one dimensional motley crew. No doubt Wales, Ireland, Argentina and Scotland will be getting their ducks in line. Eddie Jones, nestled in the bosom of the Springbok camp, has been quiet for about a whole three days and is also overdue for a rant. Odds are on too for Sir Clive to pop his little shiny head up through the parapet and make a few snivelling sounds. And that great pie eater of the UK Sunday Times, aka Stephen ‘the All Blacks are a bunch of meanies and nobody likes them’ Jones, will no doubt enjoy a few blats out soon at the boys in black.

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Rugby World Cup Profiles - England

In this lull before the Rugby World Cup, I have decided to follow the lead of fellow esteemed bloggers and publish my thoughts on each top ten team heading into the World Cup Competition and what I think their chances are. Here are my thoughts on England:

Current World Rank: no.7

Random cliché: Dad’s army

Murray Mexted likely to say of them: "He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

Stephen Jones likely to say of them: ‘England play rugby as it should be played, with attrition and dominance up front. The rest of the world – take heed.’

Main headlines of the local rag when they lose: 'We was robbed'.

Glamour boy of the team: Laurence Dallaglio

Greatest Moment in the last four years: Winning the 2003 Rugby World cup

Weakest Moment: Becoming world chumps in the following four years

Redeeming features: Andy Robinson – he let the rest of the world walk away with it.

Weak link: Andy Farrell

Incumbent star: Jonny who?

Rising star: Matthew Tait

Final lesson: Never trust a man in rugby circles that says his name is Andy